Why I’ve moved to taking bookings by text
During our booking, you will probably want to make conversation. Great! I like a nice chat with my clients to lead into the booking and to close. However, please don’t ask any of the following:
Do you have children? Literally the last thing I want to think about during a sex session is my children. Or any child. Just please don’t ask this.
How much do you earn? Would you ask this of your hairdresser, or your gardener? No. It’s a crass question, so don’t ask.
How old were you when you first grew boobs/sucked a cock/wore frilly knickers/had sex/etc? Unless the escort you’ve booked has indicated a willingness to do age play, please don’t start down this road. Again, during a sex session I don’t really want to talk about when I was a child.
What’s your real name? Please respect the fact that we choose “professional” names because society still shames us for being sex workers. If you press for an answer, you’ll only be given a secondary fake name, so what’s the point?
Do you have a husband/boyfriend? OK so this question can go two ways. If you’re into a roleplay that my husband is a cuckold, or is going to maybe come home and catch us screwing, fine. If you’re asking so that you can say “Well I wouldn’t allow it” then don’t ask. It’s not up to you (or my husband) to “allow” me to decide how to earn a living, and the implication that it is will just piss me off and give our time together a dampener.
Were you abused as a child? Dude, really? This is not a question you should be asking ANYONE – let alone someone you are about to have/have just had sex with.
Will you go out for a drink/meal with me? As long as you’re paying, yes – but this question is usually a prelude to asking for my services for free, aka dating. I, and the vast majority of other sex workers I’ve spoken to, do not socialise with clients. It’s not a good idea to mix business with pleasure. My relationship with you is a professional one. Let’s keep it that way.
There are, of course, plenty of other annoying/upsetting questions that get asked. Here’s a good rule of thumb: if you wouldn’t ask the question to someone else you have a professional relationship with – your gas fitter, the cleaner, the hairdresser, your child’s teacher – then don’t ask it.
And if you’re asking a question because the thought of something turns you on, then say so. Instead of just “Do you have a boyfriend”, say “The thought of fucking you and getting caught in the act by your husband really turns me on.” I can then go along with a roleplay about my husband not knowing what I do, and coming home unexpectedly. That was we will have a super-hot booking that we both enjoy, and not an awkward one.
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